For a special holiday treat, I brought home a big box of Fruit Loops for the kids. (Oh, who am I kidding. Also for me.) This morning as Benjamin ate and pondered his bowl of rainbow delight, he asked me:
"Where do they get Fruit Loops?"
"From the store." I replied.
"I mean, how do they get them?"
"You mean how do they make Fruit Loops?"
"Yes. Do they catch a parrot?"
"Because of the picture of the bird on the box?" I ask, suppressing a smile.
"No. Because they are made of many colours, just like a parrot. Do they catch a parrot and cut it open and cut it up and make Fruit Loops?"