Sunday, 3 November 2013

Benjaminuggets

(My friend Erin was watching Benjamin.)

Erin: Would you like some water or milk to drink?
Ben: I'd like ice cream.
Erin: Well, we have water or milk.
Ben: Ummm....okay, I'll have milk.

(Erin pours a glass of milk. Benjamin studies it carefully.)

Erin: What's wrong?
Ben: This isn't how I usually drink milk.
Erin: How do you drink it?
Ben: On cereal.

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