Come one and all to see the incredible bendy mom! See how she manages to split herself to go in different directions at the same time! Marvel at her ability to spread herself thin to the point of transparency! Discover her invisible third, fourth, and fifth arms! Take a look inside her multi-tasking brain, able to process multiple bits of information bombarding her simultaneously! Witness her incredible strength to carry and balance a 15 pound baby and a 25 pound toddler at the same time! Wonder as she easily creates carbon copies of herself to cook dinner, change a diaper, sweep the floor and answer the phone at the same time! And stay tuned for future engagements, as the number of children in her charge grows and she increases her bendability to maximum potential!
(sound familiar, moms?)
Someone please tell me the secret to creating a second "me" so that both my children can get my undivided attention that they both seem to need at the same time!!! Arrrrghhhh!