Tuesday, 18 March 2008

The incredible bendy mom

Come one and all to see the incredible bendy mom! See how she manages to split herself to go in different directions at the same time! Marvel at her ability to spread herself thin to the point of transparency! Discover her invisible third, fourth, and fifth arms! Take a look inside her multi-tasking brain, able to process multiple bits of information bombarding her simultaneously! Witness her incredible strength to carry and balance a 15 pound baby and a 25 pound toddler at the same time! Wonder as she easily creates carbon copies of herself to cook dinner, change a diaper, sweep the floor and answer the phone at the same time! And stay tuned for future engagements, as the number of children in her charge grows and she increases her bendability to maximum potential!

(sound familiar, moms?)

Someone please tell me the secret to creating a second "me" so that both my children can get my undivided attention that they both seem to need at the same time!!! Arrrrghhhh!

2 comments:

WILBERT PUDDICOMBE said...

ONE CAN ONLY DO WHAT ONE HAS THE ABILITY TO DO. SOMETIME U CAN HANDLE BOTH @ ONCE. BUT MOST OF THE TIME U CAN HANDLE ONLY ONE @ A TIME. LET THE SPIRIT GUIDE U AS TO WHAT TO DO @ ANY GIVEN TIME. HE KNOWS U BETTER THAN U DO SO LISTEN TO THE STILL SMALL VOICE.
START EACH DAY WITH PRAYER AND HE WILL GUIDE U.

WIL

Adrienne said...

as your boys get older start a tradition of 'dating'( your husband might want to call them 'outings' -as Ian does.)...it will be your one on one time that is more scheduled but very memorable for all!