Caleb: Why, do you like that shirt?
Caleb: Well, what shirt don't you like?
Mommy: I like them all.
Caleb: Then I'll break this one anyway.
Mommy: Then I'll break you.
Caleb: You can't break me. Jesus put me together with special glue so I can't be broken. That's how he put all of us together.
Caleb's favourite joke:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
(James taught him how sometimes an unexpected answer can be funny.)
Caleb calls tulips "two-flips." I usually correct him, but for some reason "two-flips" is stuck in his head. It is so darn cute to hear.