Caleb: Oh, Mommy. I can't lift up both my feet - then I would fall over! Unless I was a rocket that was human, then I could blast up in the air and you could put both my shoes on at the same time.
(overheard from our bedroom, by Caleb who was standing in the hallway)
Caleb: Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack...run into the bathroom! (runs in, slams the door).